It's time to launch something I've been working on forever it feels.

As many of you probably know I love doll fetish / doll play categories or real doll. Tinkering around with people like they're My dolls, especially Rosie and the girls. It fits with My very quirky, crazy, sadistic, puppet master vibe and I decided to run with the theme by creating a very special alternative Barbie Movie.

So introducing Barbie's Wet Dream House as a series and the first episode is out now. If you like a back story as a window into My mind, Miss Ruby has been playing with Barbies' and Sindys' and a lot of Kens', creating sadistic scenes with them. I think a lot of us growing up did this for real in our own first interpretations of the relationships around us and what we could see in our worlds invariably got played out in imaginative roleplaying growing up. My Barbie's and Sylvannian families definitely got engrossed in some creative storylines… so fast forward 30 years and of course I'm just the same but all grown up with a very mean streak what can I say. The dolls don't answer back and I can be the cruel toy master controlling their every move.

Eventually I fall asleep only to wake up in a very different dreamscape - dressed in latex I've been transformed into Bad Barbie with 2 full size dolls of My own to play with… and it looks like I'm going to re-enact some of My cruelest scripts.

I loved the roles becky (desperate dolly) and rosie took on during this but they really were indulging me in the madness on this one.